Buffy Quote of the Week

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From "Bargaining Pt. 1"

[BuffyBot has just staked a vampire and tries being quippy.[

BUFFYBOT: (triumphantly) "That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!"

[Shot of the entire gang (Spike, Tara, Xander, Anya, Willow, Giles) staring at her as they help each other up.[

[She smiles and walks over to them.[

SPIKE: (to Willow) "What's with the Dadaism, Red?"

TARA: "Yeah, she says that pie thing every time she stakes a vamp now."

WILLOW: "I-I don't know, I was trying to program in some new puns and I kinda ended up with word salad."

BUFFYBOT: (brightly)" I think it's funny."

[They all roll their eyes and start walking.[

WILLOW: "It's a glitch, I'll fix it."

GILES: "We just can't have her messing up in front of the wrong person. Or the wrong thing. We, we need the, the world and the underworld to believe that Buffy is alive and well."

WILLOW: "And I will therefore fix it. I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes."

BUFFYBOT: "Ooh, who's there?"

XANDER: "You know, if we want her to be exactly-"

SPIKE: "She'll never be exactly."

XANDER: "I know."

TARA: "The only really real Buffy is really Buffy."

GILES: "And she's gone."

[They all walk on, leaving the Buffy Bot behind as she has stopped walking.[

BUFFYBOT: "'If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who?"

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[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

BUFFYBOT: "'If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone' who?"

Ooh. Talk about OUCH. Funny, but ouch. Love that scene. Thanks for the quote!